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Confessions of a Record Producer
A survivor's guide to the new music business
   
 
Table of Contents
 
Fast Forward and ReverseFast Forward and Reverse (click to read the introduction
 
Part 1: The Game
Part 2: Scams and Shams
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Part 1:  The Game
The Players
 
The Pros vs. the Artists
  The Pros
Lawyers
  Conflicts of Interest
A&R
A&R at the Indie Level
Managers
Publicists, Booking Agents, Tour Managers, Image Consultants
 
The Creators
  Musicians
  The Survivor
The Jobber
Songwriters
Engineers
Artists
Producers
    The Artist/Producer Conflict
Control Freaks
Counteracting The Effects Of The Control Freak
 
Companies, Companies, Companies
  Record Companies
  Production Companies
  Publishing Companies
  Performance Rights Organizations
  Musicians' Unions
  Publicity Companies
  Independent Promotion Companies
  Distribution Companies
  Rights Clearing Houses
  Harry Fox Agency
 
The Deal
 
Understanding Distribution or
Why are there so many logos on the record?
  Introduction
  The Big Six
  What is a real Independent label?
  One Deep and Two Deep Labels
 
The Major Label Deal
 
The Major Label Deal From The Artist's Point Of View
  Recoupable Financing-The Moving Goal post
  The Big Deal Real Deal Numbers
  But how long does it take to see some money?
Egghead Box I
Packaging Deductions & Giveaways
Breakage-The 90% Rule
The 3/4 royalty
Egghead Box II
In The Hole
Returns, Reserves & Cutouts
Cross-Collateralization-Robbing Peter To Pay Paul
Marketing
Timing success & A&R
Need And Greed
   
Publishing Deals - The 200% Pie or
100% of Something Is Better Than 200$ Of Nothing
  Three Quarter Rate
  Publishing Advances, The Interest-Free Loan At 33% Interest
  Egg Head Box III
  Artists Are In The Believer Business
   
The Major Label Deal From The Producer's Point Of View
  The "All-in" Deal
  Kickbacks
  Non "All-in " Deals
  The Spec Deal
  When The Producer Wants Publishing
 
The Major Label Deal
From The Record Company's Point Of View
  The Distribution Vig
  Deductions
    To The Writer
  To The Artist
  To Musicians
  Giveaways, Returns and Special Programs
  Packaging & Manufacturing
  One Deep And Two Deep Label's Vig
  Egg Head Box VI - Breakdown of costs to the label
  Image Molding
    A bit of history
  Improving upon the truth
 
The Single
  Who picks the single
  The Hit Parade Charts & "The Hit Single"
    Billboard or Bullboard?
  SoundScan
  Other types of charts
  Airplay
    Promoters and Payola
   
The Birth of the New Indie
   
The Independent Record Deal
From The Point Of View Of The Record Company
  The P&D Deal
  The Hot Sheet - How Records Get To The Store
  Egghead Box V
   
The Independent Record Deal
From the Point of View of The Artist
  Egghead Box V
  Publishing and Royalties
  Speed Trends
  Super-duper Cross-collateralization
   
The Baby Deal
   
The Artist/Producer Production Deal
  The Mini Record Deal
  Watch out!
  The Joint Venture
  The "Work for hire"
  End-zoning - Cutting out the Producer
  Informal Agreements
  Contraceptive Contracts
   
The Vanity Label
  The Virtual Budget & The Virtual Producer's Fee click to read
    Producer's Compensation Packages
  Overrides
  5% royalty
  Buy-Outs, or the "Fuck you" clause
  "Go Away" in a production deal
  The Producer As a Virtual Partner
  Where's My Contract?
  Holding The Masters
  What You Don't Know Will Hurt You
  Fucking The Producer, The Re-record
  Letters Of Direction (LODs)
  Artist's LODs
   
Wrap up - Who Earned What?
  Artist/Writer
    Touring
  Producer
  Record Company
   

 

     
     
    Part 2: Scams and Shams
     
The Myths Of Copyright Protection or
"Hey, They Stole My Song"
  Suing Stars
    Mick Jagger and "She's The Boss"
    New Kids On The Block and "All My Love"
    Michael Bolton and "How am I Supposed to Live Without You"
    2 Live Crew and Pretty Woman
  What exactly is a copyright?
    George Harrison and "He's So Fine"
    Collecting your money
  Blockage
  Sound-A-likes
  Sample-a-likes
     
Master Fraud
  Clears, Cleans and Fake Masters
  Clears
  Cleans
  Soundtrack Scams and So-called CD Samplers
  9 to 1 publishing (Or, Why Is There Only One Good Song On The Record?)
     
Sneaky Lawyer Stuff
  The "I forgot to mark the contract" Trick
  Virtual Terms
  The Little Squeeze
  Legal-ease? click to read
  Decoding of an actual Warner Brothers record contract click to read
  Letters Of Misdirection
  The First Draft Is The Coldest
  "Voted out." The Band as a Corporate Entity
     
Miscellaneous Myths And Untruths
     
A&R Dogma
  A Good Promotion Kit Is The Key
  Gigging a Lot is Good Exposure To The Industry
  Second Sendings
  "We love it but . . . "
  Labels Sign Bad Acts For Tax Write-offs
  The Mercy Signing
     
Production Boners
  You Need A Master Quality Demo To Get A Deal
  You Must Record Your record On 24 or 48 Track Formats
  "We get to say what our album cover, posters etc. will look like"
  Why The Cassettes Sound Muddy
     
Marketing Mishigas
  Lots of Airplay Assures Big Record Sales
  Great Reviews Mean Great Record Sales
  Record Industry Slumps Are The Direct Result of Poor A&R Decision Making
  The Virtual Record Store - Will albums be sold on the Internet?
     
Getting Credit Where Credit Is Due
  Look For The Union Label
  Major Label Philosophy On Giving Credit To Sidemen and Engineers
  Songwriters Credit
    How to Get Even
  The Co-Production Credit
     
Industry Census
  Are All the Powerful People In The Business Jews?
  Women Are Discriminated Against In The Music Business
     
The Big Picture
  Do record companies really make any money?
  Lost Leader
  A Map of the Financial Universe
     
Record/Pause
  Check List for Disaster
  A Final Word